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I love hearing rumors about myself, most of the time,its stuff I didn`t even know about myself.



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Question: Wht Wud Be The Most Romantic Horrible Scene! Ans: A Guy Is Enjoying French Kiss With Her Girlfriend N Suddenly She Vomits.



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Think you are sitting in front of computer what computer will think? intel inside mental outside.



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I love u very much. Please understand me.Don't try to avoid me. At least see me once in a week. yours lovingly,soap and tooth



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Teacher:Tintu what is the full form of class? Tintumon:C-Come L-Late A-And S-Start S-Sleeping



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Docter to tintumon:u will die within 2 hours.Do u want to see any one before u die? Tintumon:Yes,A GOOD DOCTER


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Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... So, Kindly tell them ur age plz......



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Interviwer: Tell any idea to aviod train accidents crack: To put speed brakers on the track



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News:32 girls r admitted in KIMS Hospital 4 suiside attempt. Reason:tin2`s mobile was swich off yesterday !silly girls:-)



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When u born..the clouds were parted.. Sun shined N God appeared infront of all people N said.."SORRY FOR THE MISTAKE" "KINDLY ADJUST"



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Keep your attitude in your pocket otherwise I will show you what it means actually.


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Husband:can u be the moon of my life?Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..! . . Husband: Great! then... Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!



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Hard fact about youngsters, . . . They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper.. whenever their parents enter their room`



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Today`s Relationships: You can touch each other, . but . . . . not each others phones..!!



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Lines by School boy.Love is when i walk to other side of classroom to sharp my pencil,Just to See her.N then realize that.Im holding a pen.


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If the path is beautiful, Ask where it leads to.. But if destination Is Beautiful Never mind about the path.. keep walking!!


 


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Sometimes When We Say:Im Okay..We want Someone To, Look Into My Eyes..Grab us in his arms..:( HUG Us Tight& Say :I Know You Are Not...!



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Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk:Did u see me robbing?Clerk:Yes.Robber shot him dead asked nextclerk:Did u?2nd clerk:No,But my wife saw u



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Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can`t bear that much happiness



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If u r stressed, you`ll get pimples.. if u cry,u`ll get wrinkles.. So, y don`t u smile &get dimples?



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When i spend time with you.. . . . , M giving you a part of my life That will never come back So please dont make me regret it later.



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Somewhere I Heard.. Life is Beautiful.. But Very Soon I Released.. Lots of Conditions Apply..!!



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A cute boyasks a fallen rose:Don`t u get hurt wen u r plucked?Rose replied:No I forget mypain thinking that i am the reasonfor someone smile



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Confidence is key, Sometimes, you need to look like you are confident, even when you are not.



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It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most. and when i do that, . . SlideShow begins.



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God has DepositedLove,Joy,Prosperity,Peace,Laughter &All Kinds of Blessings in Ur ATM Account Use without Limit.The PIN Code is PRAYER



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You know what COLLEGE means?? C=Come O=On L=Lets L=Love E=Each G=Girl E=Equally So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.


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Girlfriend is Hot Water, Lover is Mineral Water, Wife is Corporation Water, Relationship is Kaveri Water, But"FRIENDSHIP"is pure Rain Water!



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Some TimeWe Fail to Understand..theFeelings of very Close People inour Life.Because a Book heldvery Nearer to Eyes is very Difficult to read



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Bura mat suno. Bura mat dekho. Bura mat bolo. I did not know `Bura` was Manmohan singh`s nickname.



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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC... No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!



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That awkward moment when you are actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you are lying.



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