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~Sardar Mast Jokes~


A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?.
sardar: uski dump e girah laga do phans jae ga.


~Sardar Mast Jokes~


Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai.
Friend:kaisay pata chala?
Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi...



~Sardar Mast Jokes~


Sardar 2 his friend,I kiss my wife everyday b4 I go 2 office, & u..?
Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office..
Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st.
in Sardar Jokes (129 Characters)


~Sardar Mast Jokes~


Sardar: Bhagwan mujhe dard de,
Dukh de,
tention de,
mujhe barbad kar de,
mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhagwan: Abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.



~Sardar Mast Jokes~


Sardar 2 Prito 'Ek wari I LOVE U keh dy'
Pirto: 'Nai menu sharm andi ey'
Sardar: ' Ek wari keh dy'
Prito: 'Nai'
Sardar: 'Vekh le fer mari PEHEN nai'
in Sardar Jokes (148 Characters)


~Sardar Mast Jokes~


Teacher: Titanic kese dooba?
Sardar:
DUBUK DUBUK,
BUDUK BUDUK,
Gulum,
Gulu gulu gulu
PUUUCHIK.
in Sardar Jokes (94 Characters)

 



~Sardar Mast Jokes~

GIRL to sardar: Oye tum ney apne 2daant Q blue kiye hai?
SARDAR: Yar mea ne INK lagahi hai.
GIRL: Q?
SARDAR: Oye tusi nie pata aaj kal bluetooth kitna mashoor hai.
in Sardar Jokes (163 Characters)


~Sardar Mast Jokes~


Prof: What is Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Prof: And Sodium?
Sardar: NA
Prof: What will you get if 1 Atom of BA and 2 Atoms of NA combine?
Sardar: BANANA
in Sardar Jokes (162 Characters)



~Sardar Mast Jokes~

Sardar went to a toy shop and asked!
Ye ganja bandar kitnay ka hai?
Shopkeeper: O parhay likhay Punjab k jahil, Ye Mirror hai.
in Sardar Jokes (126 Characters)


~Sardar Mast Jokes~


A man to sardar: Sardarji petrol bara mehnga ho gaya hai.
Sardar: Leh dass, saanu ki faraq painda aae? Assi te pehlay v 100 da puanday c tay hun v 100 da puawan gay.


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