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~Nyc Jokes For Santa Banta~

Santa and Banta two are good friends met after 14 yrs.
Santa : how are you?
Banta : fine and you.
Santa : ok and tell me how may children's you have?
Banta : 2 and what about you?
Santa : i have 14 children's.
Banta : what the hell you did, y like that, do u have any sense of what u did?
Santa : replied, at the time of marriage my in-laws told "should not keep my daughter with EMPTY stomach a single day". so I'm trying my level best to full her stomach.
Banta : hmmm




~Nyc Jokes For Santa Banta~

Master to Banta: Hath vich kinian Ungla hundian ne?
Banta: Ji 6
Master: Oye Murkha, tenu kini vari keha k Kachche ch hath pa k Unglan na ginya kar




~Nyc Jokes For Santa Banta~

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai




~Nyc Jokes For Santa Banta~

A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slap u?
Santa: On her T-shirt was written 'Press', so I just pressed…




~Nyc Jokes For Santa Banta~

Santa standing in balcony without shirt.
Banta, "Wah Santa ji kya chest hai.
Santa, "Eh tan kuch nahi andar ja ke apni bharjai di dekh.




~Nyc Jokes For Santa Banta~

Santa: What food u feed ur new born baby?
Beautiful Young Mom: Breast milk & orange juice.
Santa: Oye, Which side is orange juice?




~Nyc Jokes For Santa Banta~

Jewellery shop mein Santa ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai. Y ? Sanata ne sales-girl se kaha: Aapki ek ek item gazab ki hai. Sone ka kya rate lengi.




~Nyc Jokes For Santa Banta~

Doctor: U look terribly weak & exhausted! Are u having ur meals three times a day as I advised?
Preeto: Doctor, I thought u said three males a day. 9




~Nyc Jokes For Santa Banta~

Santa standing in balcony without shirt.
Banta, "Wah Santa ji kya chest hai.
Santa, "Eh tan kuch nahi andar ja ke apni bharjai di dekh.




~Nyc Jokes For Santa Banta~

Santa: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
Wife: That you are a homosexual.


 

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