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Romantic Sms for Husband in Hindi

~Romantic Sms for Husband in Hindi~

Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.


 

~Romantic Sms for Husband in Hindi~

A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.
Husband:What was THAT for?
Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.
Wife:Sorry!
Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!
Husband:Why?
Wife:Your Horse PHONED!


 

~Romantic Sms for Husband in Hindi~


wife : Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom should I Call

Now Police Or Ambulance..


 

~Romantic Sms for Husband in Hindi~

Wife to doc: Doc, I think my husband has a fearful disease.
I talk to him for hours and he doesn’t hear a word I say.
Doc:That’s not a disease, its a gift!

 


 

~Romantic Sms for Husband in Hindi~

Husband:I’ll admit I’m wrong if you’ll admit I’m right!
Wife:I agree! u go first!
Husband:OK,I’m wrong!
Wife(with a twinkle in her eye):you are right!


~Romantic Sms for Husband in Hindi~

Wife going to USA
Wife: Do u want anything from USA?
Husband: Yeah, an English girl
Wife returns from USA
Husband: where’s my gift?
Wife: wait for 9 months

 


 

~Romantic Sms for Husband in Hindi~

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no


~Romantic Sms for Husband in Hindi~

Wife: (expecting a car)
Gift me something which goes from 0 to 100 in 3 seconds when I’m on it.
Husband: gifted her a weighing machine…. .!

 


 

~Romantic Sms for Husband in Hindi~

2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite


~Romantic Sms for Husband in Hindi~

Man On His Death Bed Confesses 2 His Wife-I Had An Affair With Ur Sister, Ur Best Friend & The Maid.
Wife : I Know Darling. Now Relax & Let The Poison Work! ..;-)

 

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